GRANT SHUMAKER CAN’T TYPE

(but he sure can write)

A captivating marketing copywriter and storyteller who excels in content strategy, brand voice, cross-platform marketing, worldbuilding, and prose—all accomplished via an unrivaled mastery of the hunt and peck method.

Featured Projects

2024 Holiday Gift Guide Campaign

Generated $4.9M in directly attributable incremental sales and increased average order value over prior year’s campaign by 29%

Saved Design Follow Up Email Cadence

Drove a 5% lift in opens, 8% lift in orders, 6% lift in AOV, and a 20% decrease in unsubscribes across Business and Education audiences

Sales Outreach Campaign

Saw a 317% lift in orders with a 45% increase in average order value compared to benchmarks for existing outreach campaigns

Site Product Descriptions Revamp

Tripled the number of new products being added to the site each month while reducing the hours spent doing so by 30%

Work By Channel

Standout examples of marketing emails, social media, print, landing pages, blogs, and sales collateral that I have written.

Passion Projects

Sit back and relax with a selection of my favorite flash fiction pieces and short stories I’ve written over the years.

About the Author…

Grant knows that writing is about more than finding the right words, it’s about communicating a feeling and crafting a narrative that resonates with your audience.

While he never learned the proper hand position for using a keyboard, his innovative approach to marketing content and storytelling is clear in his passion for his work, his love of words, and his hunger to explore new horizons.

If you’re looking for an accomplished copywriter who can breathe new life into your brand or marketing, you’re in the right place. If you’re looking for a typing instructor. . . good luck, and please send their contact information this way.